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9 februari 2015
edda
Gucci

Get the Overknees out!

Get the Overknees out!

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Blame it on the lack of sunshine (bright colors needed), blame it on Grammy Sunday (fun outfits) or maybe it is that Fifty Shades of Grey is almost about to air (SM touch goes mainstream). Put all of the above in a blender and voila: your fashion mind will tell you it is just fine combining a shredded pullover (bright enough to cure Steve Wonder’s blindness) with some badass black leather on your stroll to the average flower market.

Though I’ve always been a fan of a statement boot, this is definitely a look that will make heads turn and nothing for a a highly sensitive shoe sole (typo and it stays...). But then again: Julia Roberts did it all before, so why not play a round of bitch stole my look while whistling “Pretty woman, walking down the street...” I guarantee instant good mood.

Happy Monday everyone!

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11 november 2012
edda
Bally

11.11, 11.11am

11.11, 11.11am

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Fashion knows five seasons. Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter obviously, and: Carnival of course, starting just now! Suppose people all over the globe love dressing up; hiding behind loads of make up, jumping into weird costumes to look hotter or more creative or fun. Am quite torn on the Carnival subject: for sure love the uninhibited party mode (something easily achieved without looking like a clown), but definitely don't need a "theme" to have fun.

Was it "the '80s" or "GaGa" the previous years, I already recieved three invites following the hot theme this year: "Fifty Shades of Grey" (ding dong, get the latex out!). Great for the average carnival office party, can fully imagine your colleagues dressed as Mr. Grey (guess the color of the expensive suit) or Anastasia (oversized comfy pullover. Walmart skirt) nibbling on cocktails, of course all of them hiding all kinds of sex toys in their private parts. FUN! Well, since my disastrous "makeover" yesterday - aka gloriously full and lovely looking haircut and blow out meeting rain from hell, I decided that whenever asked to dress up, I would show up as a cat this carnival season. Drowned in alcohol that is. But for the theme lovers: I hid three stainless steel loveballs in today's picture. Spot them, and you win a pair of my high heels.

Happy Carnival everyone

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Today's shoes are (costumized) Bally

5 september 2012
edda
Gucci

Fifty Shades of Crap

Fifty Shades of Crap

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As a “Finalist for Best Romance” and with at least 5 girlfriends telling me that they never had more sex than while they were reading “Fifty Shades of Grey”, I couldn’t resist, and finally read the book. Bored out of my mind by page 150 (the book contains 514...phew), I think E.L. James should be spanked for putting this piece of misery out there, making 60.000 enthusiastic readers fantasize about doing groceries with silver balls in their privates, and wish they had signed up with their local SM community rather than the bowling club.

After the fiftieth time (no pun intended) of reading that main male “genital” (aka main character) is “cocking his head”,  the “inner goddess” of flushing counterpart Anastasia Steele is “frowning” (the book should actually be named fifty shades of pink), and her guilty SUBconscience is speaking up (to no avail whenever), I’m exhausted by the clichés stickily dripping from every single line I’m reading. Worst: Mr. Billionaire (aka walking-talking-spanking-wallet) does all the wrong presents: loads of “lube” (who needs a car, a blackberry or a computer) but no Loubies in sight at all!

Only one good thing about this piece of “literature”. Got my overknees out (totally appropriate to wear them while reading), and am utterly looking forward to surprising boyfriend tonight. Now just have to find the keys to those damn handcuffs....

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Today’s shoes are Gucci